- to decide that from now on "chicken breasts" will now be dubbed "chicken titties." (Got this one from a brilliant friend, and I'm paying it forward).
- to eat a generous helping of waffles whilst watching the Moulin Rouge, and deem this a productive Saturday!!! (indeed!!)
- to be charming enough to convince the bartender to give you a free "tatser" of hard alcohol. Taster = almost shot. Heck yeah!