This message is for Mr. Rod Stewart. If you really were sexy, you wouldn't have to make a song that asks millions of people around the world if you are.
I bring up this point because my mom wants me to see "sexy" Rod live in concert with her. I can't even write that sentence without laughing.
I'm getting my insults out now; if I were to insult this self-proclaimed "sex-god" at the concert, I'm sure the headlines would look like this: 20 YEAR-OLD GIRL STRANGLED BY 50+ YEAR-OLD WOMEN WITH DISCOUNTED FREDRICKS OF HOLLYWOOD BRAS. yeah, or something like that.
Just please, Mr. Stewart, DO NOT ask if I want your body...I may just throw up right there.