He said, "Well Ashley, I will order that for you! Whatever you want!"
I thought, "Wow, I get my own Red Swingline stapler, just like Milton???"
So a few days ago, bossman brought out the red stapler he had ordered me:
Now don't get me wrong. It was incredibly sweet for the boss to think of ordering me a new stapler. But where the heck did this stapler come from? This is the weirdest damn stapler I have ever seen.
But hey, I always get fun comments on it, like, "What is that?"
My job cracks me up.