9.30.2011

Perfectly Acceptable Ashley

It's perfectly acceptable:

  • to refuse to iron your shirt. I really despise ironing. Who decided that wrinkle-free clothes make you a more decent and put-together person? It's a little OCD if you ask me.

  • to say to your male co-worker, "that would be inappropriate if I grabbed your taco!" I then busted up laughing when I realized what I said...I didn't mean it in that way! I was actually talking about food. He then responded, "that would have been worse if I had said that to you." hehehe.

  • to really love cuss words. Not in excess, but when pulled off just right they are the perfect touch. This probably comes from growing up with a military father whose 20-year-old sailor side still makes an appearance.

  • to quote lines from South Park all night with my roomie, while getting dirty stares from those around us, making me realize that I have the EXACT humor as a 13-year-old boy. Oy vey.

9 comments:

  1. Haha, I sometimes refuse to iron everyone! :) hahahaha!!!

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  2. hm, ashley, the taco thing is totally not acceptable. ha! jk!!! man, i'm glad i don't make this list for myself because i'd be shamed!

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  3. Love this post, I never iron my shirt :)
    http://cupcakesandtreacle.blogspot.com/

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  4. i NEVER iron my shirts hohohohhh. oh yeahhh

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  5. The thing I hate most about my job: having to wear clothes that are ironed.

    Actually, it's "having to wear clothes to work," but I realize there are some things I just can't have in this world.

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  6. I love clothes that are non-iron... it's what I aim to shop for these days while I'm in this professional job mode. I think I iron once a year. Hate!

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  7. I've never ironed a shirt. Isn't that what dryer tumbling is for? I've also never asked to grab anyone's taco or have I ever seen an episode of South Park, but I can say you are right on with #3. Would it really have been the same if Jack Black simply exclaimed. "Holy shiite! What is that?!" instead of "Holy shiite! What the f*ck is that?!" :)

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  8. I can totally relate to the first one. And I've found the perfect solution to iron laziness. Have you tried Downy Wrinkle Releaser (Febreze makes one too)? Just spray and smooth. It's a lazy girl's dream.

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