It's sooooo acceptable:
- To snicker when I notice girls struggling to walk in ridiculous heels. Listen, chick-a-dee, that ain't natural. It's no wonder you can barely walk.
- to take whip cream shots. You know, right out of the canister. Suddenly I feel like a third-grader.
- to love facial hair on men. Am I the only one? It's just...so...manly. Men...start a revolution! Grow out that awesome facial hair! *wink*
- to adore this: