Perfectly Acceptable Ashley

It's so very acceptable:

  • to sing Elvis Presley's "Hound Dog" to Churro while he just stares at me blankly. "You said you was high class, but that was just a lie!" I don't think Churro likes me insulting him very much.

  • to proclaim, "Hey! They're playing the lesbian song!" when sitting in a cafe listening to a live singer strum the first chords of "Come to My Window." You know, cause Melissa Etheridge sang it. I'll never be politically correct.

  • to say, "Complimenting a Mexican on his hot sauce collection is the way to his heart." I'll REALLY never be politically correct.

  • to blame all my un-PC ways on South Park.


  1. hahaha. i'll never be politically correct either. LOL

  2. Haha so what was the reaction around you at the cafe when you heard the lesbian song?

    1. to my response or the song? I didn't shout it TOO loud...um, I don't think :) ha.

      Also, "Come to My Window" is still a crowd pleaser!

  3. Very funny image of you singing that :) Made me smile.

  4. Imagining Churro staring at you blankly while you sing that song make me giggle. 'cause in addition to being only slighlt more PC than you I secretly harbor a tween version of myself inside of me ;-)

    That sounds weird. Or maybe I am just having a post-Easter sugar shock.

  5. Hi , I'm from brasil , I have 12 years old and I love your ''blog'' ! I don't speak english very well but thats ok ... What do you think to post about '' people of eat alot and dont be fat '' I dont know how to write !! Love , Brunna ! facebook = brunna de paula