Last year I had my Conversations with English Flatmates posts. This year, I work in a nearly all-male office, so the conversations have been equally as funny. Here is the first one I decided to post:
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Me (flabbergasted): I CANNOT believe this! An old friend of mine, who always came across as a Southern gentleman, has been cheating on his girlfriend for over two years! He set up a dating profile to facilitate the cheating, even!
Me (4 hours later I bring it up again): Seriously, I can't believe that went down!
J: You're still going on about this?
Me: Well how would you feel if you found out one of your friends cheated...I mean, how could he cheat with that many women????
J (shrugs): Cheaters gon' cheat.
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Suffice to say, I broke into a laughing fit from the matter-of-factness. Because J is right, cheaters gon' cheat.
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Me (flabbergasted): I CANNOT believe this! An old friend of mine, who always came across as a Southern gentleman, has been cheating on his girlfriend for over two years! He set up a dating profile to facilitate the cheating, even!
Me (4 hours later I bring it up again): Seriously, I can't believe that went down!
J: You're still going on about this?
Me: Well how would you feel if you found out one of your friends cheated...I mean, how could he cheat with that many women????
J (shrugs): Cheaters gon' cheat.
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Suffice to say, I broke into a laughing fit from the matter-of-factness. Because J is right, cheaters gon' cheat.
haha!!
ReplyDeleteI love the "you're still going on about this?" comment, so male!
ReplyDeleteHahaha… you wrote about this and it's funny. :)
ReplyDeleteYes, but also not funny at the same time!! *nervous laughter*
DeleteHahahahahahaha!!!! I'd be still going on about this today if I were you....LOL
ReplyDeleteMy question is just who was/is it Zero! And...did she find out or did you find out first?
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