Working with all men has still proven to be a mighty interesting environment... Me: Ew, Chili's is so gross. Did you know they microwave their food?
J: Well then I want that microwave.
Me: I was proud of myself because I got up on the first alarm today. Didn't hit snooze. Because when you hit snooze you think you're cheating the system, but you're only cheating yourself! Z: Procrastination is like masturbation. In the end you're just screwing yourself. Me: That was...profound.
J: That car is slammed and the tires are poking hard.
Me: What?!? J: The car is low and the tires are out further than the width of the car. Me: Oh. What language were you speaking before?
All the Men (conversation that seems to happen everyday): I get [x] mileage on my car...blah blah blah...turbo...blah blah blah...carbon fiber roof...BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Me: I like trains!
...But seriously, are we going to talk about cars EVERY DAY?!?