2.26.2014

Conversations with Male Coworkers, Vol. 2

Working with all men has still proven to be a mighty interesting environment...

Me: Ew, Chili's is so gross. Did you know they microwave their food? 

J: Well then I want that microwave. 

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Me: I was proud of myself because I got up on the first alarm today. Didn't hit snooze. Because when you hit snooze you think you're cheating the system, but you're only cheating yourself!
Z: Procrastination is like masturbation. In the end you're just screwing yourself. 
Me: That was...profound. 

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J: That car is slammed and the tires are poking hard. 
Me: What?!?
J: The car is low and the tires are out further than the width of the car.
Me: Oh. What language were you speaking before? 


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All the Men (conversation that seems to happen everyday): I get [x] mileage on my car...blah blah blah...turbo...blah blah blah...carbon fiber roof...BLAH BLAH BLAH. 
Me: I like trains!


...But seriously, are we going to talk about cars EVERY DAY?!?

7 comments:

  1. "...But seriously, are we going to talk about cars EVERY DAY?!?"

    Yes.

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  2. See you don't have to travel far to learn about a foreign culture. Ha, read the other conversation post too. Funny stuff. So what is your new job?

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    1. Very true! It's web copywriting. The side of the office I work on has web developers...so a lot of men!

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  3. "Scott, you just don't get it, do you? You don't." A man IS his car. So, yes, we will talk about cars every day. Or sports. As opposed to what? "Feelings"? "Relationships"? Our dream journals? Uh...no.

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  4. HI REMEMBER ME?! funny boys. car talk is boring.

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  5. That must be the secret to the skillet queso. Alrighty then.

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