NO! I do not want to go to work today. I take great pride and tremendous joy in being lazy. And customers are little bitches. They are spoiled rotten bitches who have nothing better to do than to argue with me over a 30 cent discount. That just kills me. We should ship those spoiled bitches to Cuba where Fidel Castro can work his magic and castrate them.
Ok, so maybe I'm being harsh. But people and their spoiledness get on my nerves sometimes. Learn some humility, bitches, and take that gigantic stick out of your asshole--it's been up there for way too long.
Ok, I feel better now.