10.05.2005

Ashley Needs to Study...instead of this nonsense!

I got this from hatleyman's site...who else? He is the craziest mofo out there, really.

Directions are: enter your name into Google followed by the word "needs," and record your top 5 funniest results.

In other words, enter "[your name] needs" If your name is John, enter "John needs" etc. You get it.Post your top fives in the comments or on your own blog.

So here are my (dun dun dun) 5 top results:

1. Ashley needs to be taught a lesson, cause Ashley needs to learn it's not a cakewalk in the WWE.

2. Ashley needs a crash course in gloom and doom.

3. Ashley needs to stop being a passive sperm receptacle for married men.

4. Ashley needs her butt kicked.

5. Ashley needs to be "more understanding as a female."

Reading all of those, I feel like I'm getting a whole bunch of orders all at once. But that was great...thanks hatleyman, for giving me a fun waste of time.

The 12th hour does cometh, and back to studying Ashley needs to go.

3 comments:

  1. You do need to be "taught a lesson" Ashley...hows about a body slam??

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  2. gangster--we will wrestle to the death! You're going down!

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