I got this from hatleyman's site...who else? He is the craziest mofo out there, really.
Directions are: enter your name into Google followed by the word "needs," and record your top 5 funniest results.
In other words, enter "[your name] needs" If your name is John, enter "John needs" etc. You get it.Post your top fives in the comments or on your own blog.
So here are my (dun dun dun) 5 top results:
1. Ashley needs to be taught a lesson, cause Ashley needs to learn it's not a cakewalk in the WWE.
2. Ashley needs a crash course in gloom and doom.
3. Ashley needs to stop being a passive sperm receptacle for married men.
4. Ashley needs her butt kicked.
5. Ashley needs to be "more understanding as a female."
Reading all of those, I feel like I'm getting a whole bunch of orders all at once. But that was great...thanks hatleyman, for giving me a fun waste of time.
The 12th hour does cometh, and back to studying Ashley needs to go.
Are #3 and #4 related?
ReplyDeleteYou do need to be "taught a lesson" Ashley...hows about a body slam??
ReplyDeletegangster--we will wrestle to the death! You're going down!
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