The reasons are five-fold:
- We're more laid-back than other chicks.
- We have lived in our apartment for a month and haven't decorated.
- If we could grow facial hair, we decided that we totally would.
- We have yet to buy more toilet paper after running out a couple days ago, but we're not super bothered by this fact. Wait, that's disgusting...WE'RE TOTALLY DUDES.
- She and I are usually both single. No attachments! Ahhh...eternal bachelors...
***Dear readers, please don't think that I have bad hygiene. Ok thanks :)