Churro is one wise little fella. Besides the fact that he sometimes runs into walls and gets scared by his own shadow, I think this chihuahua has a thing or two to teach us about life (as told by churro):
In life, you should always bite off more than you can chew. There's nothing like going for the big bone, even if it seems overwhelming at first. You'll be proud of yourself for hanging with the big dogs.
Sometimes, you'll be forced to deal with straight up bullshit:
I mean, honestly...why does mom want to torture me so?
Aunt Ashley calls me 'Big Gay Al' in this Hawaiian shirt. I don't quite know what she means by that, but I don't like it!
Not funny, mom. NOT FUNNY.
After all of that nonsense, there will be times when you just don't wanna get out of bed. This is perfectly acceptable.
In fact, don't forget to rest! Napping is the best part of my day...humans are always moving too much.
I need the rest, because Mom and Aunt Ashley always insist on dragging me along for silly photo shoots. This tires a little guy out! I guess sometimes one just has to grin and bear it, especially because I'm not strong enough to fight.
Aunt Ashley makes up for it by taking me on rides. One should always make time to travel. Aunt Ashley likes traveling too, I think.
Lastly, my final word of advice: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! Mom and Aunt Ashley hold me and rub my belly at the end of the day. I think they really love me.