3.16.2008
Lamb Chop Killa'
I used to watch Lamb Chop as a kid (what a morbid name). So I was really excited when I opened my mom's closet and Lamb Chop fell out. Turns out my mom bought it for my nephews, but forgot to give it to them (for Christmas). So, like a dork, I asked if could have her.
Ever since I brought her back to my apartment, my roommate Ali has despised her. Ali says that Lamb Chop's eyelashes are too big and make her look soulless. But I say that Ali's just jealous of those luscious, full eyelashes.
Ali thinks that Lamb Chop is going to eat her at night, so of course I play into this because I am evil. I enjoy torturing Ali by placing Lamb Chop next to her face while she is still asleep. Ali then wakes up and SURPRISE!
I guess it also doesn't help that Ali has an irrational fear of killer stuffed animals coming to life at night to terrorize humans.
hehehe. I like being evil. mwahahaha haha hahahaha *cough*
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Lamb Chop does look a bit stoned in that picture....
ReplyDeleteHa,ha. soulless eyes. You should terrify Ali EVERY night, so I can laugh. I love it.
ReplyDeleteI never watched Lamb Chop as a kid, but I never had a problem with the show. Sesame Street was another thing altogether. Big Bird scared the shit out of me. I mean, how would you feel if you were asleep in your bed, and a 7" talking bird came out of your closet. That was the recurring dream I suffered through from ages 4 to 8.
ReplyDeletehaha, frank...I actually liked Big Bird. Although he wasn't my favorite--Bert was. You know, the skinny, mean one with a unibrow. I have NO IDEA why :)
ReplyDeleteI loved Lamb Chop when I was little. I remember annoying my cousins with "The Song That Never Ends." I know we had a Lamb Chop puppet at some point, but it's probably long gone.
ReplyDeletelamb chop was cool. certainly of the less frightening pbs series.
ReplyDeleteYou know, since you own Lamb Chop, I think you should take some ventriloquism classes. And dress like Sherrie.
ReplyDeleteBetter lamb chop attack than a stuffed clown! AAAAH!
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