Yeah...sooooo...can I just share the conversation I had with this customer at my work? Here goes:
Chick: Oh my gosh!! Your eyes are so beautiful *grabs my hand*
Me (a little creeped out): Uhhh, thanks.
Chick: Oh I promise I'm not hitting on you or anything.
Me: *nervous laughter*
Chick: So my friend has green eyes, but he thinks he has blue eyes. And he's been trying to convince me they're blue. But I'm like "no they're not!" So can I take a picture of your eyes to show him what blue eyes look like?
Me: ummm...
Chick: Ohmygosh...you probably think I'm so weird, huh?
Yeah, so she tried taking a picture of my eye with her cell phone, only to find out cell phone pictures have bad lighting. Haha, what the f*** is that???????? If any of you have had an experience with a crazy person like this, do share...
For awhile back in December, there was a hobo living outside my building on an old couch. When I went to ask him who he was and what he was doing there, he said something along the lines of "I ain't a hand job-givin' hobo, so if that's what you're looking for, then fuck off."
ReplyDeleteHe then proceeded to tell me he was "renting" the couch from another hobo. True story.
hahaha, that's amazing!!
ReplyDeleteCreepy. Nope,never happened; well, once some hot drunk chick told me I had beautiful eyes and kept staring into them (assuming they are beautiful eyes, of course), but seeing as how I was dating someone at the time in the same circle, I let that one go.
ReplyDeleteI was at a bar and there was only one stool so I sat while my date stood. A couple was sitting next to me canoodling and at one point the girl went to the restroom and the guy turned to me, said nothing, but at stared at me like a foot from my face and wouldn't stop.. Uncomfortable, I turned away for a moment and when I turned back he was still staring.
ReplyDelete"Why are you staring at me?"
"I know you."
"No you don't, and stop staring."
as the girl walked up...a VERY uncomfortable moment for all.
Anthony S., you violated Guy Rule #16 there. When a hot drunk girl pays attention to you, you pay attention right back.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least a compliment is a compliment, right?
ReplyDeleteNothing like that has happened to me (unless I buried it in my sub-conscious mind...).
P.S.: I TAGGED YOU!
I don't really have any stories like that... really, if I had any stories like that, *I* would be the weirdo asking for the picture.
ReplyDeleteI may be the crazy person that people tell stories about. I have the gift of awkwardsness in social situations.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I recently had someone at the supermarket tell me that she had recently started making herself vomit after eating and I really wasn't sure what to say. I mean if you have an eating disorder you generally try to hide it right? Not tell someone you haven't talked to in months in front of 20 strangers?
you should send that conversation to http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/
ReplyDeleteby the way I am a fan of your comments to my bro (Frank) and your blog
that is wild!
ReplyDeletelast year, a drunken woman at a wedding mistook me for the brother of her ex. we then had a drink and a fifteen minute conversation about people i'd never heard of.
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