12.03.2010

Perfectly Acceptable Ashley


It's acceptable:

  • to burst out laughing during a very serious moment in where a child upsettingly tells you and your coworker that another child stole his "cheese stick and rubbed it in their butt!" It's too hard to keep a straight face while hearing said sentence. And while the coworker and I discovered this was most likely a ploy by the kid to get another cheese stick, we still felt bad at laughing at his apparent misfortune.

  • to blush about 12 shades of red when a guy tells you that you're a "very good kisser." (winky emoticon). I've still got it.

  • to like "Baby, It's Cold Outside," even more once you fully realize just how dirty that little Christmas song is! You know, dirty in a sneaky way [insert evil laughter here]. I'm a good girl who happens to like very naughty humor!


11 comments:

  1. Baby, It's Cold Outside is such a creepy song! I've never really liked it.

    Also, HEYO for point #2! Whoop, whoop! ;)

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  2. lolz, poor kid. And kinda never liked Baby, It's Cold Outside. and hooray for #2 =D

    xo
    Sophie

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  3. Haha, I'd never even heard of "Baby It's Cold Outside" until I downloaded the Glee Christmas album. And then again last night when I watched Elf for the first time. Dig it!

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  4. Ryan--you had NEVER heard that song?!? Who are you???? haha. You have like EVERY other song in your itunes...we JUST talked about this!

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  5. Pretty good kisser, eh? Details...

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  6. you crack me up! and next time i want another of something i'm just gonna use that kids excuse :)
    some people call me krys - mostly my alabama friends oddly!

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  7. Haha, yes. All very perfectly acceptable. I can't even decide which of these I like best!

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  8. the child of the first point has indeed imagination!

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  9. I laughed so hard at the first one!! I love this series of yours :)

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  10. there is NO way i could keep a straight face for that either. hilarious.

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