OPERATION: KIDNAP JENNY
So a few years ago, in college, my friend Jenny was spending ALL HER TIME with her boyfriend Ryan. Did you ever have a friend like that? Someone who can hardly be away from their boyfriend long enough to pee by themselves? Yep...that was Jenny.
So me and two other friends (pictured above) devised a plan to kidnap Jenny from her boyfriend's apartment, all the while letting Ryan in on the the plan of attack (our confidant). We dressed in all black, brought handcuffs, and made sure we stayed in stealth mode.
On the way to the apartment, I blasted "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys. The opening line totally captured the mood of the whole event. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
We came up to the apartment, busted through the door, yelling "GET ON THE FLOOR!" (Try not to laugh while screaming like freakin' maniac). Jenny thought it was great, and of course we got thoroughly smashed after the kidnap.
I'm proud to say that I was the mastermind of the sabotage. I've got a little deviance in me.
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